Perfect, hilariously SPECTACULAR thread shows the 72 virgins terrorists are gifted after dying in Jihad – Twitchy

Full transparency upfront, there is no such thing as a approach we’re together with each tweet on this thread as a result of that’s INSANE, nonetheless, the thread is just too good to not cowl and in addition to, in the event you guys actually wish to see all the virgins terrorists get to ‘get with’ once they die in Jihad you may at all times hop on Twitter and have a look.

Simply ensure you carry alongside some eye bleach.

Howdy and welcome to the afterlife!I do know you’re excited to have died in jihad, so let’s not waste any time!

Right here is the primary of your 72 virgins: pic.twitter.com/1GPZHUYOR6

— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Such an amazing concept when a ‘Day of Jihad’ has been referred to as for at the moment.

And critically, what a magnificence.

It will get higher … or worse. 

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Once more, these are usually not so as – simply a few of our favorites from the complete thread which is loopy hilarious.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

*snort*

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

The eyebrow of a champ.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Actually shocked this one does not depend as two.

Oh, relax, it is only a joke.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Pupil protester possibly? Good hat.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay, so we all know we should not chuckle however … rattling, that is humorous.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Ummm … now we have questions.

On second thought, possibly not.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Look how affectionate this one is.

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— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Really helpful

Annnd now we’re useless.

46-72 are only a smattering of demons and politicians. We simply acquired a brand new one! pic.twitter.com/YdF9nOE6o5

— June (@junebotprolly) October 13, 2023

Okay, so there are usually not 72 BUT 46 particular person photos is fairly rattling spectacular.

And sorta terrifying.

We dunno, terrorist a-holes, this complete 72 virgins factor could be an enormous ripoff.

Simply sayin’.

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